Once a priest had to go to the bathroom really bad. In the old
times the toilets were nothing but deep holes dug in the ground.
The priest squatted down to use the toilet and slipped.
He would’ve fallen in and drowned in the pit but he used his
arms to keep him from falling the rest of the way. He decided to
pray to God to help him out of the situation because he didn’t
have enough strength to get out himself…so, he put his hands
together and prayed….
The New York state bird should be the mosquito.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in a desert. The redhead brings a water bottle. the others said “Why did you bring that? in case I get thirsty.” The brunette brings food. The others ask,”Why did you bring that? in case I get hungrey.” Now, the blonde brought a car door. They asked “Why did you bring that?” The blonde replied” so if I get hot I can role down the window.”
Which is worse, a Vice-President who can’t spell or a President who can’t add?
How do you spell Canada?
*C-EH N-EH D-EH.
Knock KnockWho’s there?Isaac!Isaac who?Isaac coming out?
Q: What do the L.A.P.D. and the Green Bay Packers have in common?
A: Neither could catch a Bronco!
Why are Englishmen better lovers than Frenchmen? They can stay on top for 89 minutes and still loose!
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
English well talking.
Here speeching American.