16> You’re surprised and delighted to hear perfect, accent-free
15> Your Happy Meal now comes with total enlightenment.
14> “Would you prefer steamed monkey brains or fried blubber
13> The order-taker asks if you want fries and to help his
foreign minister move $30 million out of his country.
12> “This is K!gxg — can I take your order, unsuspecting
11> The McNuggets come in a little cardboard doghouse.
10> The bad news: Your drunken gibberish netted you an order of
The good news: It didn’t matter because
you were drunk.
9> “Hold on, Honey… um, Miss Cleo predicts you’d
like to super-size that order.”
8> “Vait! Don’t disobey! You VILL
7> Ordered: Coke, burger and fries.
Delivered: Goat liver and rice.
6> “Would you like fries with that, overfed
war-mongering imperialist pig-dog?”
5> Man, the sandwich order from that new deli is
4> Your Big Yak with extra cheese won’t fit in the car.
3> “No, no, no, sir. I am so sorry, but I
cannot allow you to partake of a sacred cow. Vishnu would be
very displeased Please try the fish.”
2> “… and your total comes to the annual income of
my entire village, Mr. Greedy American.”
1> Two no-beef patties, curry sauce, lentils, curd,
chutney, saffron on a cardamom-seed naan.
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