Dating hints for men

I refuse to get cable. That’s how they keep tabs on you. I used to come here all the time with my ex. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn’t hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

Long Dicks

Three guys are on top of the Empire State Building and they are bragging
about how big their dicks are. They finally decide to compare them by
dangling them off the roof.

The first guy pulls his dong out and hangs it over the side and it dangles
down to the 20th floor.

The second guy pulls his hog out and lets it fly over the side of the roof
and it goes down to the 10th floor.

Then the third guy whips his schlong out and lets it fly. He then starts
shaking his body wildly. The first guy asks the third guy, “What are you
doing?” The third guy replies, “I’m dodging cars!”

Your so poor

Your so poor one day i saw you kicking a can anmd when i asked you what you were doing and you told me you were moving!

Your so poor i stepped on a cockroach and your mom yelled you damn b**** that was our dinner!

You so poor I blew out your match and you yelled “dad, the heaters out again!”

Pack for Fishing Trip

A man called his wife from work one Friday afternoon and told
her to pack his bags for a fishing trip. He told her that he and
some guys from work were going fishing for the weekend. “Pack
some clothes, get out my fishing poles and tackle box, and don’t
forget my blue silk pajamas,” he explained to her. The wife
agreed and when he got home he picked up his stuff and said
goodbye.

Sunday night the man returned home and his wife asked, “How was
your fishing trip?” The man responded, “It was great but you
forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas!” “No I didn’t,” she
replied, “I put them in your tackle box!”