There were 101 nuns in a convent, Mother Superior and 100 Sisters. One sunday, all of the nuns were kept in after praying. Mother Superior stood before them and announced that there had been a MAN in the convent last night.
99 Nuns went “Oh no!””
1 Nun went “”Tee Hee Hee!””
Mother Superior then went on say that a condom had been found in the corridor.
99 Nuns went “”Oh NO!!””
1 Nun went “”Tee Hee Hee!!””
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about ‘courting’ from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister
and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. “Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while
Early one Christmas morning, Suzy, a shapely young woman was sitting by the fireplace eagerly but patiently awaiting the arrival of old St.Nick. After a few hours and even a few more heavily laced bourbon egg-nogs she heard a noise on the roof and sure enough Santa was soon standing before her.
“Have you been naughty or nice this year?”” he asked.
Suzy had been nice all damn year and was ready to do the other thing. While Santa placed his gifts around the tree Suzy was busy taking off her blouse. He turned around and heard her say “”Santa…can you please stay?””
Thinking of all the childeren who were awaiting presents
Once there was a nun that rode the bus every night precisely at 8:30pm. she rode the same bus with the same bus driver.And every night she would get off the bus at the same place. Well, one night there was this guy who got on the bus. He noticed this nun sitting there.He started thinking to himself,”man that nun is really hot!”” And every night for a week he rode the same bus at the same time and he would see this nun.After a week he was really horny because of this nun. So one night after the nun got off the bus he went up to the bus driver. “”man that nun is hot. I would love to get a piece of ass from her
A man was going to go on vacation,and in order to make sure that his wife didn’t have sex with anybody else, he went to buy her a present. He walked into a small store on the corner, and told the owner his situation.
The owner felt that he had a solution, and pulled out a small box. Inside the box was a dildo.The man said” So what
Two dicks were sitting together one day and talking. The first one says, “I like my master
There was this guy who was on a safari to Africa, and gets caught by a tribe. The leader asks him,”Do you want Hisoku or death?”” The guy opts for Hisoku thinking it’ll be better than death.
The tribespeople strip him
One day Joe decided to go enjoy the outdoors with a round of golf. He was doing great untill the last hole when he sliced one way left into a field of beautiful buttercups.
Still upset about his lousy shot he couldn’t help but notice how beautiful the flowers were. He carefully walked through the field making sure not to step on any of the buttercups. Then all of the sudden, a voice from above says “Joe thank you so much for being so carefull not to step on my flowers.”” “”Who’s there?”” asks Joe. “”It’s me
Two parents take their 6 year old son to a nude beach. Upon arrival the parents tell their son to go play. After about 10 minutes of the sons playing, he returns to his mother and asks her why all the other women have a bigger rack then her. She simply replys that the bigger the package the dumber the person. The boy runs off to go play again and returns after another 10 minutes and asks his mother why the other men have a bigger member then his dad. The mother again replys the bigger the package the dumber the person. The boy runs off and returns in five minutes and excitedly tells his mother, “MOM
A little boy asked his mom if he could take a shower with her, she said “Sure just don’t look up and don’t look down.”” So they get in the shower and the boy looked up and said “”mom what are those?”” She said “”Those are my headlights.”” Then the boy looked down and asked “”What is that?”” She said “”That is my grass.”” Then they get out of the shower and the boy asked his father if he could take a shower with him