Yo Mama is so poor, someone went into her house and stepped on a lighted match: and she said “Hey
One day a boy’s mom wanted to walk him to the bus stop. This boy’s mom was really fat. He said,”Momma
Yo mommas so ugly, her face is rated “R””
Yo mommas so fat
“If it weren’t for electricity
Yo Momma sooooo Poor that when her house caught on fire she went onto the roof, started clapping and stomping “Clap your hands and stomp your feet
YO MAMMA “U WOT””
went into your house
Yo momma sooo poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on I said, “Oh you lost a shoe?”” and she said
yo momma is so fat she got baptized at Seaworld
yo momma is so fat when she pushes the up botton the elevator she goes down
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!””
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street
your momma so old when she breast feeds she gives powdered milk.
Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!