YO MOMMA JOKES

yo momma is so fat she got baptized at Seaworld

yo momma is so fat when she pushes the up botton the elevator she goes down

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions.

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!””

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street