Bill Clinton is walking around in the White House when he stumbles upon a very old lamp. He picks it up and rubs it. Within seconds, a genie pops out
“I will grant you but one wish” the genie says.
Clinton thinks it over, and says, “I wish for peace in the middle east.”
“Where is that?” the genie asks.
Clinton pulls out a map and points to the mid-east.
“Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how long they’ve been fighting over there? There’s no way I can stop that! Pick another wish instead.”
Clinton thinks it over and says, “I wish that the American people wouldn’t make fun of me and my wife, and that I will be remembered as the best President of all time.”
The genie says, “Let me see that map again.”