Funny Speach

This is an actual speech that a student gave to the entire
student
body for a friend to help him get elected to the student
government association.

“I know a man who is firm — he’s firm in his pants, he’s firm
in his shirt, his character is firm. but most… of all his
belief in you, the students fo Bethel is firm.”

“Jeff is a man who takes his point and pounds it in — If
necessary, he’ll take an issue and nail it to the wall. He
doesn’t attack things in spurts. he drives hard — pushing and
pushing until finally — he succeeds.”

“Jeff is a man who will go to the very end — even the climax,
for each and every one of you.”

“So vote for jeff for ASB Vice President — he’ll never come
between you and the best our high school can be.”

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