He’s Gonna Jump!

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00pm news. The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump, when the station cuts to a commercial.

Brunette: I bet you $20 he’s going to jump.

Blonde: OK. (Back to newscast : He jumped!)

Blonde: OK. I lost. Here’s my $20 to you.

Brunette: No, that was too easy. I can’t take it.

Blonde: I insist. I lost.

Brunette: I have a confession to make.I saw the same thing on the 6:00pm news and I knew he jumped. So it wasn’t really a good bet.

Blonde: I know. I saw the same newscast at 6 too. But I didn’t think he would be stupid enough to jump TWICE!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>