40oF Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming.
35oF Italian cars don’t start.
32oF Water freezes.
30oF You can see your breath. Politicians begin to worry about the Homeless.
25oF Boston water freezes. Cat insists on sleeping on your bed with you.
20oF Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream. You can hear your breath.
15oF N.Y. City water freezes. Politicians begin to talk aobut the homeless.
12oF You plan a vacation to Mexico.
10oF Too cold to snow
5oF You need jumper cables to get the car going. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
3oF You plan a vacation in Houston.
0oF Too cold to skate. American cars don’t start.
-5oF You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
-10oF Too cold to think. Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
-15oF Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-20oF You plan a 2-week hot bath.
-25oF The mighty Monongahela freezes. Japanese cars don’t start.
-30oF Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button…
Below -30oF The kids call home from college. End of the world: