Tescos hitman

one english man discovered his wife was having an affair, overcome by rage he decided to kill her, so he went to a hitman named Artie, whom he met through a friend,Artie agreed to do the job for a pound (�1)so the gave his wifes description, short red hair, works in Tescos on till eight. So artie ready to do his job marched upto till number eight, picks her up and chokes her to death, the manager came to her aid shouting ‘u can’t do that’ so Artie choked him too, the brave lady in the next aisle came to the rescue, ‘leave them alone’ he choked her to death. The newspaper the next day read ‘ARTIE CHOKES THREE FOR A POUND AT TESCO’S’.

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